S my D

short for "share my dream"... originally taken as an insult (suck my dick). Used in the bait and switch technique.

Tom: Hey Shawn, S my D

Shawn: fuck off, Tom

Tom: what??? share my dream!

Shawn: whatever, why do I always get screwed?

by Tom Beer February 11, 2007

S My D

It's literal meaning is suck my d***, but also means f*** off, or back off.

A sign of defiance.

Hell no I'm not doing that! You can "s my d"!!

You could "s my d" before I do that.

by [D]bovee January 2, 2009

Someone says fuck you. You respond s my d.

a way to say suck my dick when you need to refrain from swearing. it was first used by jackie and heather from michigan and spread over myspace.

he can s my d if he doesn't like it.

by Kennedi June 20, 2006

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner

Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!

by jkdrhgr August 26, 2008

A faster way to tell someone "suck on my dick".

Matt: Hey dude are you gonna finish those nachos?

Joseph: S on my D.

by josephswalm October 25, 2007