Someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. Most folks like to sleep in 'til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.
by Poppy and Leon October 6, 2006
by TastyMcJuicy April 9, 2009
Abrasions on the side of the neck that US Army Paratroopers may sometimes get as the result of their parachute risers coming into contact with their neck during the deployment of their parachute.
This is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don't know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by badasses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don't mind a little riser burn in order to do that.
This is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don't know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by badasses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don't mind a little riser burn in order to do that.
>> What the fuck, Airborne? Is that riser burn on your neck or some kind of fucking eczema?
>> What, this? Oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the fuck up before I fuck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and fistfuck you in the ass around the PT track while I sing cadence, you cherry fucking homo.
>> What, this? Oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the fuck up before I fuck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and fistfuck you in the ass around the PT track while I sing cadence, you cherry fucking homo.
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
by Turdferguson August 27, 2015
A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.
Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.
Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.
by JayTeeEs January 31, 2012
At first, a box Chevy on 20 inch wheels. More recently (2006) any older General Motors car on tall chrome wheels and preferably with outrageous candy color paint job, custom interior, big sound, and juiced up engine. A popular trend in the Southeast USA.
Hi-Risers have been appearing in numerous rap videos of late and are becoming the car of choice for the hood because of their bold colors and huge 'how the Hell did they make those fit?' chrome shoes.
by Squareback May 26, 2006
My roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his goddamn tissue in my garbage and didn't clean it out.
Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.
Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.
by charlie and the unicorns December 3, 2008