Retrosexual

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.

Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual

by ben jackson February 21, 2012

Retrosexual

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

by Andrew Cotter September 24, 2007

Retrosexual

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.

Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.

by chinballs December 1, 2008

Retrosexual

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.

Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 27, 2010

Retrosexual

A person who loves retro things like a N.E.S.

The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!

by The Console King December 4, 2005

Retrosexual

One who maintains a Metrosexual lifestyle; even though the fad is so yesterday.

Dude, plucking your eyebrows is so retrosexual.

by Doc Richmond March 9, 2011

Retrosexual

Someone who was sexy back in the day and now they're not.

"Dang yo I saw this old Madonna video the other day on TV; she was definately donkey punch worthy back in the day"

"Yup you know it now she's Retrosexual,definately past her sell-by date!!! Choo-Choo...Next stop Surreal Life!!"

by Greg H. May 1, 2007