by Youfuckin Jerk June 26, 2007
A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.
Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"
Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."
Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."
by cumspewp October 6, 2017
The major downfall of a class or classes grade. Usually used as a noun to define a point in time when the event happened.
Luke: My whole chemistry class's grade dropped from those tests.
Pete: Sounds like you're talking about The Reiss Massacre.
Pete: Sounds like you're talking about The Reiss Massacre.
by SirAwads January 28, 2022
A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.
by ixaa September 19, 2016
A Reptilian human with greasy leather like skin that doesn’t really walk, he slithers along the ground leaving a trail of McDonalds grease, sweat and Monster Energy’s behind. More Rodent than Human.
by LorisKariusTheGermanFraud January 23, 2019
by DisasterTwink May 19, 2019
A bisexual beautifull girl in the attack on titan series thats shown by far the most character progress also kinder then you
Male/NotAFemale: "So... hey Historia... how about a date?"
Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."
Historia Reiss: "im sorry but i dont know you paseante."
by naruto reiss uzumaki February 15, 2016