Awksidation Reduction

Any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.

Sulty: "That was mad awks; they think I'm conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train."
Cool Guy: "Instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an Awksidation Reduction and explained that she was your manager."
Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."

by hashash007 August 22, 2009

breast reduction

A surgery by which a woman who is encumbered or otherwise hurt (physically or emotionally) by the size of her breasts may find relief. There are at least 3 different surgical methods for breast reduction. The Anchor, No Vertical Scar, or "Lollipop". Breast reduction healing is relatively painless and quick, and the majority of the time the woman is VERY pleased. It is well known that Breast Reduction patients are the happiest of all plastic surgery patients.

Mary is so much happier and more confident now that she's had a breast reduction.

by Dddddddd September 21, 2005

breast reduction

to reduce the size of a womans tits.
also know as a slap to the face of god.

cindy>i think i need breast reduction.
god> i slap harder whore.

by mark. saussy. August 20, 2007

leg reduction

When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened

"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"

by Nohandlesavailable January 7, 2017

harm reduction

1. Working with people where their at
2. The alternative to preachy outreach
3. Being practical when working with people; baby steps towards a healthier lifestyle
4. Tool of the Progressive Movement

Paper Pusher: You need to stop smoking cigarettes, or else you'll die.
Smoker: Fuck You.

Outreach Worker: Just try to smoke like one or two less a day, there are hella chemicals in that dude, and like one or two a day less - years on your life, years.
Smoker: Maybe, what do you mean 'hella chemicals'?

Now which one is Harm Reduction?

by Lord Pandiora November 4, 2006

Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

verbal reduction

The act of reducing a person to a two inch tall gibbering wreck by forcefully verbally abusing them

"That bitch? I'm never going near her again - she gave me a complete verbal reduction last week"

by Ballet_Queen June 1, 2005