One who is exceptionally skilled in quantitative analysis. More often than not using Microsoft Excel, Crystal Ball, SPSS, etc. Generally someone in the fixed income securities or option trading fields who makes twice as much money trading on their own than at their job.
and here in the smallest cubicle is LiWei, our resident Quant Jock.
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)
LiWei say hi.
"=IF(OR(C$4$=0,C$4$=NA),"Hello my name is LiRizzle",Ctrl+Alt+Del)
by Old Man Hibbard December 14, 2008

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.
by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O
by askbbj July 17, 2016

by Yo moma October 14, 2019

by ThePartTimeGeeber69 September 21, 2020

1. short for quantitative analyst.
2. a pole for propelling a barge or punt, especially one with a prong at the bottom to prevent it sinking into the mud.
2. a pole for propelling a barge or punt, especially one with a prong at the bottom to prevent it sinking into the mud.
1. "quants use computers to tell them what to buy and sell"
2. The boatman skillfully used a long quant to push the flat-bottomed barge against the muddy riverbed.
2. The boatman skillfully used a long quant to push the flat-bottomed barge against the muddy riverbed.
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
