Quank

When you mean to fart but it comes out as a green liquid as a result of having chlamydia.

I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.

by FellInall December 18, 2022

Quank

A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.

**spills drink**
'Ohhh quank'

Me: I hate you
Bob: you are such a quank

by Quinquon February 27, 2016

Quank

QU-AY-NK (adj) Used to describe something cool or something exhibiting good qualities.

Jilm: Remember that time Frimple ate an entire jar of Jalapeno pickles?
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!

by Faffy McFafferson October 18, 2014

Quank

a fart

I quanked

by alleniverseontheGOAT November 27, 2016

quank

extremely fatigued

I worked so hard, I'm quanked.
I was so quanked I couldn't get off the couch!

by sas August 13, 2003

quank

A word that is used to replace any other word ever thought of.

QuankAnne quanked the quankette in the quankhole.
Quank-you.

by Quankleen July 12, 2003

quank

A simple definition- quick wank.

'Had a quank before I left'

by Neds December 28, 2006