An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
by Bert Voltron December 30, 2011
An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.
Person 1:Dude that sucks.
by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014
When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.
Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.
by Sir cuckstein December 10, 2019
by shneed March 21, 2017
It's when a woman is sucking a cock and the man cums in her throat. Afterwards,the woman is holding the cum in her throat. The woman is on her knees jacking the man off. During this,the man socks the bitch straight in her motherfuckin' throat!
by sproutkiller October 28, 2010
1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.
by Mandizzle Eff May 23, 2005
When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”
by roleypoleythroatpunch October 14, 2018