by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008
A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.
Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.
by Jankthetank March 13, 2020
A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.
Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.
by SmashBurger February 18, 2011
by Old man withers August 4, 2005
by cøld_søba May 30, 2021
Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"
Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.
Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.
by dundunduuuuun December 19, 2011
A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.
Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.
Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.
She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.
Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.
Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.
She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.
by Porcelain Beauty June 4, 2011