Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

Pootang by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011

pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

pootang by anonymous March 9, 2005

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

pootang by No1 September 29, 2003

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

pootang by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

pootang

good ol' mexican pus

Normal Nigga: Hey do you guys know Veronica?

Sensible Nigga: EW NO. SHE GOT THAT POOTANG
Retarded Nigga: I'd still smash that sexy POOTANG
chris: helpppppppppppp
haylee: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ppooOOOootoang

pootang by POOTANG CRUSADERS December 9, 2018

pootang

a place where a woman’s stanky fishy smell cum frum

man my pootang itches

pootang by pootangcruncher October 16, 2019

Pootang

You poop on her vagina then slowly insert your erect penis inside slowly switching to the asshole to spice things up

Me and me wife tried pootang the other day to spice things up i took laxitaves and shit all over slowly inserting my penis during sexual intercourse

Pootang by Mike coxs harder March 1, 2020