pootang

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

by fireman_sam October 16, 2006

Pootanging

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

by Toe massive September 22, 2009

pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

by anonymous March 09, 2005

pootang

another word for sex, as used by the SAI in Ireland

Having pootang on scout camps

by No1 September 29, 2003

pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008

pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004