The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia
by The Mountain Goat May 7, 2009
When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.
Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"
Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."
Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."
by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 6, 2010
A city west of Phoenix who forgot how to be a city. With a high population close to 200,000 Peoria’s downtown looks sad and miserable, almost reminiscent of El Mirage. Peoria unfortunately has a high amount of lower class people aka “the gheto”. Other than its nicks, the city is fine overall and is finally starting to take responsibility of its people.
by Sethrc225 September 29, 2019
An isolated experimental wage slave camp in central Illinois. This camp is composed of at least 60-75% working poor who consistently vote conservative and against their own best interest, or don't vote at all. Most indigenous Peorians rarely travel outside the state, few leave the country. These individuals find comfort in franchise food and entertainment, where they give what little money they earn back to their corporate masters. Churches are filled on Sundays with those who control the masses, but mostly of those who have given up hope for any decent life in Peoria on some conscious or unconscious level. Culture consists of whatever higher powers have deemed appropriate for them to be exposed to. Old South-African apartheid results are in effect, however they are couched in real-estate, tax based politics.
In summary, a model town for conservatism and a shitty place to live.
In summary, a model town for conservatism and a shitty place to live.
The Supreme Court ended the labor camp experimental city of Peoria, IL today stating, "Life there was cruel and unusual punishment."
by Flank 601 May 31, 2014
Basically, Peoria a boring town. You can find some nice people, yet overall, people have a skewed or no sense of humor at all. Pretty much nothing to do, no tourism, nothing. Filled with conservatives. It's the Armpit of the butthole of America.
Peoria, IL is a town with now hope or liveliness. If you have to move here, good luck.
Peoria, IL is a town with now hope or liveliness. If you have to move here, good luck.
Aah, this town sucks!
You think this place sucks? Go to Peoria, IL. There, you'll get a better taste of what "sucks" means.
You think this place sucks? Go to Peoria, IL. There, you'll get a better taste of what "sucks" means.
by mrdance62 January 26, 2013
Peoria Illinois is the largest city on the Illinois River it's also the place with the same crime rate as Honduras at 40 point something percent
by ChaseTOM November 9, 2022