paul blart

A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods

Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!

by funky kong 411 October 17, 2019

Paul Blarting

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

paul blart mall cop

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

by Hortler_the_great October 10, 2017

Paul Blart Mall Cop

One of the Funniest movies made by mankind

Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh

by Swift Fox 2277 June 19, 2018

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 20, 2018