Michael: Did you and sally fuck last night?
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
James: Yeah, don't tell john though.
Michael: I won't
James: Thanks, that sex was great, but our bed did a ostrich.
by Benis lover February 9, 2022
n. pl. ostrich or os·trich·es
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
1.The fine art of busting on a girl's face beachside, and then proceeding to give the unsuspecting recipient a swift faceplant into the sand.
2.A large, swift-running flightless bird (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long bare neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird.
"Danielle's sub-par fallatio skills made her a prime target for the ostrich"
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
"Although Dee thought she was out of danger, a stealthily peformed Ostrich put her in her place."
by :-D April 10, 2003
Hideously fugly tall bird (Erin Beam) who can run up to 40-50 mph. It has an abnormal height and akward long neck, small head (a bit egyptian) and two-toed feet with a touch of cankles. It is the largest living bird known to man. Mates with bosnian/ black human men, prefers to give head for money.
by ostrichhater June 18, 2011
Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!
Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.
by Jack Bozdog December 9, 2006
by WhoaDaddy June 9, 2011
A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.
by Saoirse September 1, 2003
Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"
by ScottertheOtter November 8, 2013