Opie

A young virgin. Usually very vunerable.

After we captured the male cheerleader, he was no longer an Opie.

by Dog lova October 15, 2008

Opie

A retarded person

Rick is a freaking opie

by Kilomax April 4, 2015

Opie

The opester.....A.K.A the king of tanks....A.K.A FRAGOpie.....A.K.A WKA Opie

man, i just got rocked by opie

by anon March 6, 2004

Opie

1) An unusal hick creature that closely resembels a turtle, that lives at home and is 23 years old.

2) Runs a website where the majority of the fan base is 13 year olds that go for the porn only.

3) Gay Lover with Boy-Wonders-If-Hes-Gay

4) Also Known as "Dopie"

"Wow you suck good dick and put it up the ass just right Opie," says boywondersifhes gay.

by Em December 6, 2003

Opie

Verb -- To ejaculate all over the place when walking into a room, interrupting the act of slamming the taco sex, causing the male to retract his penis. Thus making the perfect birth control method.

I was totally banging that ho, when that kid walked in and opied all up in his pants.

by Bobbybelovindaho November 29, 2009

Opie

Canadian slang for Opioids

"Claude's playin' bad hockey...must be on opies,eh?"

by DuckBharma December 31, 2020

Opie

A fat man, works at UPS, resembles a turtle, loves strippers and getting drunk with his mommy on the weekends, aka Shane, owner of entensity.net

Shut the fuck up Opie!

by Str8 outta compton December 6, 2003