somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.
could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"
"okay, one beer wilson"
or
"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"
"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
"okay, one beer wilson"
or
"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"
"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
by boozehound babyboy March 2, 2014
by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011
If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.
After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder
by Jake September 21, 2004
An expression used by a group of friends that is "supposed" to be a limit on the amount of time that the group will spend at a strip club.
The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
The overall premise is that the group will either drink 1 round of beers, partake in 1 lap dance per individual, or spend 1 hour overall before the group is "supposed" to go home. Whichever event occurs first is what is "supposed" to force the group to go home.
After 2 hours of drinking at the bar...
Reynold: "I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go to a strip club."
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
John: "I don't know. I'm exhausted and I have to go to work early in the morning."
Reynold: "We'll only do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' and then go home."
John: "Alright. If we do that, then let's go."
7 beers, 4 lap dances, and 3 hours later...
John: "We really have to stop saying that we are only going to do 'One beer, one dance, one hour.' We are literally incapable of doing t
by Frank the tank 23 January 13, 2014
You're one beer short of a six pack. You have no idea what you're talking about.
by Oldman. February 20, 2018
by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022