A shop of overpriced bullshit that plays songs through the shop radio that gets stuck in your head. A very bad place.
Another word for Old Navy can be, Stupid.
Old Navy's lines are so damn long even my penis cant compare to them.
Another word for Old Navy can be, Stupid.
Old Navy's lines are so damn long even my penis cant compare to them.
Person one: I love old navy! its such a great place! all the stuff there is a really good price!
Person two: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *slaps person one*
Person two: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *slaps person one*
by FakeBoomerLOL November 9, 2020
A really bad clothing store for men, women and child. They specialize in nothing but corny glittery tees that have pictures of dogs or cats on them or try to mimick more popular stores like abercrombie, hollister, and aeropostale. All other clothing sucks, and once you buy it you will only wear it once and never wear it again.
Amanda: Isn't the dog on my shirt so cute!?
Kaitlyn: No! You look like a seven year old! And you should REALLY stop shopping at Old Navy.
Kaitlyn: No! You look like a seven year old! And you should REALLY stop shopping at Old Navy.
by prep February 21, 2005
This occurs when you are banging your girlfriend in her parents' pool, you shoot your load underwater, and she is forced to suck it up with a snorkel, so as to not get her parents' pool dirty.
Matt: "Yo, what did you do last night?"
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."
Cory: "I totally gave my girlfriend the world's biggest Old Navy. I hope I don't clog her pool filter."
by CoryZebra March 24, 2012
The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.
by PlayDohMan June 5, 2005
A brand of clothes that are usually worn by preppy bitches. They provide people with the high self esteem that MTV wishes them to have. Founded in 1995, all old navy stores should be destroyed.
Wow look, I'm better than tose people because I am wearing my Old Navy sweater vest, my Old Navy Cargo Pants, My old navy visor, my Old navy socks, and My old navy underwear.
by Ryan April 4, 2004
Leah: "Lauren, your stupid, old navy shoes are leaving beads all over the floor. I thought it was a blueberry but then I realized it was just your cheap ass shoes falling apart."
Lauren: "don't make fun of me b/c i'm poor."
Lauren: "don't make fun of me b/c i'm poor."
by macarroonie September 19, 2008
Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
by Nitsirhc July 9, 2005