A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
OAF, n. Fat Idiot. A tall, fat arse troll that can't be taken outside into public during busy periods. 'Paul, I see you have the Oaf checking your prostate again? "Yeah, but it's nearly dinner time soon, so he has nearly finish".
by Short arse harris October 3, 2018
1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.
1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"
2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."
by crazycloyster November 17, 2003
Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.
"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
An oaf is a short, rotund human being who likes to eat excessive amounts of pork pies or other fatty foodstuff and dribble all over the floor/pillow. They are slow creatures, both physically and mentally and have little capacity for rational thought or common sense. They become angry easily and have been known to slap poor, innocent individuals.
by blobbymcgee November 22, 2010
Also known as 'Dakota Lupton' or 'Dak' or 'Dackleberry Finch' an Oaf is a thing or someone that only uses 3% of its brain when speaking and problem solving. An Oaf is not necessarily lacking intellect, but is rather quick to act on impulse thus appearing to lack any common sense or logic though this may not be the case in reality. While generally not skilled at many things, Oafs will often excel at playing guitar (especially jamming) and ping pong. Do not loan treasured possessions to an Oaf, they will likely be destroyed. Oafs often spend large amounts of their days doing absolutely nothing.
Logical Person: "Isn't your mom going to notice you have taken every single one of her prescription pills?"
Oaf: "Nah. Its chill."
Logical Person: "Right..."
Oaf: "Nah. Its chill."
Logical Person: "Right..."
by Welch's Grapes March 1, 2010
A mispronunciation of Oath by District Attorney Kym L. Worthy from Detroit during the reading of charges against Mayor Kilpatrick and Christene Beatty.
by Bplumeau March 24, 2008