by Davidhasselhoof July 24, 2017
When one puts one's arm around a girl and playfully noogies her, then imediantly screams NOT and forcefully shoves her head at ones dick. Thus, performing a noogie not.
by Kbrenn May 30, 2009
The idea that a noogy is rubbing someone on the head is incorrect that is a dutch rub. Anyone who has ever watched Classic Saturday night live knows that a noogy is given by making a fist and extending the knuckle of the middle finger so it sticks out a bit then rapping someone on top of the head with it. This from the classic bits where Bill Murray and Gilda Radner played nerdy schoolkids.
Dude1: What's the matter?
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.
by Kermit the Bear September 6, 2005
Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.
Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.
Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.
by jbn/gstache duo May 4, 2007
by Caroline Goldsmithers December 18, 2004
Noun - A name for someone (usually a female) who is unpleasant and repulsive in appearance. Noogies tend to be unaware of the fact that they have unattractive features and act as if everyone is jealous of them.
by Tobysmith September 3, 2011
Also, a painful blow delivered to the outside of the thigh (along the vastus lateralis muscle, if possible) with the raised middle knuckle of the assailant's dominant hand. The aim is not so much to bruise as to cause rapid and extreme contraction of the muscle, resulting in sudden falling over and cursing.
by Doonser November 12, 2009