the fucking shit.

i would die without her, shes funny, and sooo much fun to be with. she gets me like nobody else. shes ma bestt frann.
"so uhm. don't forget the catapult noeli"
by EH-LA March 18, 2009
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Noelys is a smart talented girl. Noelys is usually a hipster and is very cute. Noelys is usually very sweet and everyone's best friend .
Noelys is my best friend.
Noelys is my favorite.
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a person who has a passionate and pointless hate for the sexy comedy god that is Noel Fielding.

Usually people who go to great lengths to state how much distaste they have for the man. Using lies involving words such as "immature", "shallow", "coked up", "tranny", "sold out"...

often heterosexual men, full to the brim of their trousers with jealousy and sexual confusion.
noely hater: "Oooooh. I hate that Fielding, with his stupid, cross dressing ways."

sane person: "Doesnt your girlfriend have a massive crush on him?..he's very funny."

noely hater: "Well.. yes. but i am a simpleton, who is full to the brim of my trousers with jealousy and sexual confusion."

sane person: "Oh."
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A Noelie Polie Olie is 3 descriptive words for faggot. Usually big headed and has long hair with a nice hitler mustach. listens to rock
"Hey! you Noelie Polie Olie, you sure are gay!"

"Hey look at that Noelie Polie Olie behind the tree making out with that guy!"

"if i were a Noelie Polie Olie, I'd carry a handbag"

"We all can't be Noelie Polie Olies: Theres only Adam & Eve -NOT Adam & Steve"
by ProTiffer November 10, 2008
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A creature born from a Leon but with a mean Jeffrey Dahmer streak in him. NOELY'S only reside in sea side towns like Weston-super-Mare and commonly eat Potnoodles and sugarpuf sandwiches
Is that Jeffrey Dahmer on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
No it's just a Noely from the Leon family
by Beantent June 17, 2021
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A verb describing the act of a person, usually a teacher, completely deconstructing every sense of worth or dignity in their students.
"My IQ would offend you", said the teacher, exhibiting his Noeliness.
by Conway Loves Conway December 9, 2018
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