Neti Shot

To ejaculate in one's partner's nostril, resulting in expulsion from opposite nostril.

*Note: Not to be supplemented for real Neti Pot use as a sinus cleansing system

Dude #1: I was about to give her a facial, but instead I gave her a Neti shot!
Dude #2: Cool beans!

by Ryno123 January 25, 2010

Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 9, 2008

Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

by apound21 December 5, 2009

Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.

Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!

by A$billsinthehouse June 5, 2011

Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

Naughty Neti

Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.

"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."

"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."

by piznipy May 14, 2019

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017