I have to drive the speed limit due to the amount of Neps on the road.
by Gemini7394 April 16, 2020
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You can lay, play, and even get squished by a Nep's thighs.
Taisho: Nep's thighs are so good...
by DetAU October 21, 2020
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A wily, sometimes believed to be a ficticious character said to be born in the late 20th century. While farily reserved and secretive early on, the 21st century has proved to be an exploding point for this tyranic specimen. Like the biblical character Samson, all of his power is yielded in what some call his hair, which is often blinding and needs to be contained by an advanced form of a headband. Uncannily, he also possesses the ability to hold a handstand for several seconds. Additional super powers include the ability to drive the average person to insanity with the constant screaming of several different phrases. When in trouble, radioactive socks are used to paralyze and drive away any foes who seem to be a threat. While nothing has been confirmed, this diabolical genious has once finished a slider in one half of one hour.
Nep is a figure to be feared now, and long into the future days to come.............
by Tom Goodman August 2, 2005
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Acronym for “new economic policy.” Introduced by Lenin in 1921 as an attempt to save an economy ravaged by the civil war. The NEP was a form of “capitalism light” in which the government maintained control over large industries, but private wages and trading on a small scale were allowed. In many ways the NEP was an insult to the communistic ideals of the revolution and was extremely controversial.
The NEP increased the russian GDP between 1921 and 1928.
by tzanth April 8, 2005
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No Effort Pleasure

e.g. Blowjobs, handjobs etc
Boy 1: I'll speak later man, I'm going upstairs for a NEP
Boy 2: Lolol, you mean nap?
Boy 1: Nahh, my girlfriends waiting upstairs to give me a blowy.
by Kerflunk November 26, 2010
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Slang for nope.
Jane: You want some of this turkey tetrazzini?
John: Nep.
by zarquad January 4, 2010
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(nehp) noun. origin: Central Florida. Def: A black person that acts preppy. Usually a girl. Usually mixed and has mostly white friends. It is a mixture of the word nigger and prep. nigger prep aka nep.
You wouldnt think nep would be fun to say but when you actually start to say it, it sticks and just rolls off the tongue. The person you are calling a nep shouldnt know what a nep is . Well they can, but its more fun if they dont.


Common facts about the nep:
Neps can talk so much trash but call a nep a nigger and it is game over for you.
Neps usually always get their way.
Neps are usually 10-15.
Neps are snobby and whiney.
by cornycorncorn September 9, 2008
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