A commonly used phrase by people who drink and wake up the next morning with a hangover and a feeling of regret from all the stupid things you said/did the night before.
Bob: Dude I drank waaay too much and now I've got a headache and I made a total ass out of myself last night
Dan: No shit dude, I'm never drinking again
Dan: No shit dude, I'm never drinking again
by Shawn3356278 February 20, 2006
A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
by Bitch Puddin' March 3, 2012
A Rapper from Baton Rouge, Louisiana who is successful,smart, and respected he is loved for being himself and creating music that those who listen to him can relate and vibe too. His fans are extremely grateful for him opening up about his pain and truly care and love him. They also get very defensive when people speak bad about him. No one knows why but it’s something about the way he carries himself that people naturally gravitate to and embrace. Over the years NBA youngboy has grown, matured and learned how to sing, he made it on the charts and is maintaining the #1 spot on YouTube, by being himself. He is the definition of a g.o.a.t 🐐🐐 🐍 🐍 💚💚
by BigN.22 April 29, 2020
I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand
by Rotten Turkey August 5, 2022
We're gonna fuck and never touch again!
by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017
Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.
He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
by Streets Realest Dictionary July 8, 2021
by Moistymanz July 23, 2022