A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.
by RockCock555555 January 25, 2012
My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King February 2, 2012
Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie February 28, 2006
by pigfucker November 23, 2003
Often known as slang for someone who plays too much world of warcraft, and tells their parents to get their router.
Ray: "Andrew is such a Muskrat."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
by Ghost in the darkness March 3, 2009
A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday July 29, 2007
A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
by Muskratman March 29, 2015