To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...
by Nighto77 June 14, 2018
When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 4, 2018
Noun, psychological condition.
1. Someone constantly finding or causing problems in an otherwise good relationship, in an effort to gain attention or sympathy, or because their standards are too high.
2. Someone dating people who are bad/wrong for them to create conflict. Out of stupidity or self-loathing.
1. Someone constantly finding or causing problems in an otherwise good relationship, in an effort to gain attention or sympathy, or because their standards are too high.
2. Someone dating people who are bad/wrong for them to create conflict. Out of stupidity or self-loathing.
"Did you hear? Joe and Sarah broke up"
"Yea, she's got relationship munchausens. They do this every couple of weeks then get back together a few days later."
"Yea, she's got relationship munchausens. They do this every couple of weeks then get back together a few days later."
by Starkweather-G November 20, 2011
When you thoroughly go down on your girl, so that she's coming so hard she tries to crack your head like a nut but you don't stop until she pries you off her still throbbing clit or she begs you to stop before she passed out.
Bro 1: Hey, why's your face all beat up?
Bro 2: I went all Baron Munchausen on my girl last night. 3 times. She passed out after number 3. She has wicked strong thighs.
Bro 2: I went all Baron Munchausen on my girl last night. 3 times. She passed out after number 3. She has wicked strong thighs.
by HelixFish October 16, 2015
A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.
by mutterhals July 14, 2009
Disorder in the workplace where the person who does the least (if any) amount of work does the most complaining about "how busy" or "how crazy" the office is in order to garner sympathy from customers. The irony is that the person displaying Workplace Munchausen Syndrome looks like a fool to most of the people they whine to, since they are standing around whining while the workplace grinds on behind them, thus proving that they are irrelevant to the work being performed and/or the biggest slacker in the workplace.
Tami continuously complained about "how crazy" the workplace had been for the last six weeks, despite the fact that her inbox was full, her outbox was empty, and the customer she was complaining to was there to complain that she hadn't processed his check. She clearly has Workplace Munchausen Syndrome.
by JustAnotherGuy March 5, 2013
A psychosomatic illness where a person convinces themselves that they are ill after googling the symptoms.
by UponReflection September 16, 2015