a popped collar town filled with emo and punk rock wannabees. the girls are all stuck up hoes, study all the time. or play lacrosse and have no time for anything that would resemble a life. theres this hot frosh (big phel's sister) and theres this other cute chick in my history class. i dont know her name-possibly a junior. everyones clothes are from the evil a's/hollister or even worse. girls all have designer bags that cost more than my whole closet. you can always overhear someone saying " im not rich!!" when really their next door neighbor is jevon kirsch. even the lenola kids arent poor compared to the "ghetto" of other towns. oh and shut up there is no ghetto in moorestown no matter what you say. everyone is drunk starting friday night and going strong all through sunday. potheads galore as well.
"omg sarah i love love love emoo."
"oh emm gee lexxii, like same hurr!!!"
"oh wait, do you have the kanye west cd?!?!?"
"oh course boo, want me to send it to your itunes through my new hi tech computer i got like yesterday."
"psh no. are you forgetting this is moorestown-# 1 town in the nation..daddy knows kanye from work biotch. ill jus tget it from the rapper himself at daddys next party thingie!"
"oh emm gee lexxii, like same hurr!!!"
"oh wait, do you have the kanye west cd?!?!?"
"oh course boo, want me to send it to your itunes through my new hi tech computer i got like yesterday."
"psh no. are you forgetting this is moorestown-# 1 town in the nation..daddy knows kanye from work biotch. ill jus tget it from the rapper himself at daddys next party thingie!"
by emo kid =( October 1, 2005
A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 6, 2004
A pathetic attempt to be a GOOD lacrosse team... they call themselves the "M-pire" they are currently #2 in the nation... seeing as they cannot seem to beat Mt. Hebron lacrosse (#1) The entire team (JV and V) look like men and play like men... Also, duing the course of a game... this team will do ANNOYING cheers to ATTEMPT to pump up their team... they always seem to do these cheers when they are losing... The Moorestown Quakers, a pathetic excuse for a sports team
All the Moorestown Quakers cried when they got their butts beat in lacrosse... their "M-pire" has been demolished.
by Cory J. May 8, 2005
by theboyledge July 8, 2019
by mtclover2003 July 3, 2022
the worst place ever.
so much drama and stupid sluts.
guys arent hot
teachers are losers
food sucks
fun times!
dont worry little 6th graders it will all be over in 2 years
stay strong frosh!
dont order the little hot pizza things they are nasty
so much drama and stupid sluts.
guys arent hot
teachers are losers
food sucks
fun times!
dont worry little 6th graders it will all be over in 2 years
stay strong frosh!
dont order the little hot pizza things they are nasty
by (: d May 31, 2008