monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004

monkey man

Hairy Man,also used as a term of endearment and rebuke.

"I love you Monkey Man".................

"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................

"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............

by Dr Lokoss July 06, 2004

Monkey-Man

A funny person/creature and just plain fun to be around.

John: Did uou here what Monkey-Man siad today that was freekin funny!

by N. Mason April 26, 2011

monkey man

tom carroll

Tom carroll is a goddam monkey man

by mark jones August 05, 2003

monkey man

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.

I tried to tell bryan about my day at work but he was too busy being monkey man.

by Jessica smackdown March 05, 2008

monkey man

a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)

QWAZZY(from upfront) IS A DOUCHE BAGGGGG MONKEY MANNN...

by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008