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Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009
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Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.
I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.
by Northface October 20, 2009
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dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.
"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."
by pandaslapp December 19, 2016
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