Mong

A fast-spreading term meaning to relax; procrastinate; sit and timelessly observe your inner feelings, often after taking cannabis.
I'm really stoned, lets mong for a while.
by JimmyD August 30, 2003
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Mong

thongs meant for the male gender
Example 1: Wow thats one foxy mong you got on there buddy. Loving the red lace.

Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.
by quinoaforlunch September 15, 2016
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Mong

Mong could be a word used to substitue other words. It could act as a pronoun, noun, adjective, verb, gerund, anything! Mong could be the most flexible word there is.
"I just monged another Soduko!!!"
"Why are you being such a mong??"'
"Hey, hows it monging?"
"Dude, that is so mong!"
"Mong loose!"
"Wow, he just threw up! He's such a monger."
by idee93 August 21, 2011
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Mong

"Mong is the stuff that comes out when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach."

- Southpark: Season 3, Episode 17, "World Wide Recorder Concert"

- A New York boy defines this word for our favorite four youngsters from Southpark, Colorado. Cartman came up with the word "mong" to call out the kids from New York, b/c they believed it was NOT a word.
My mom is so pregnant that when I sat on her tummy, mong came out of her like Niagara Falls.
by Misamore December 27, 2010
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Mong

Phrase used by the police to describe a criminal type who is often drug dependant, intoxicated, unemployable, lacks common sense and dignity, unwashed, wears Burberry clothing, white baseball cap, wears a tracksuit to court, wears pyjamas to walk down the street, talks in a whiney voice.
Stupid Mongs. If they were bright we wouldn't catch them
by Tapir Envy May 29, 2018
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Mong

Peace loving peopl. Freedom lover. Kind and caring. Just and fair. Mong people can be found in China, Thailand, Laos, Myamar, Vietnam, Canada, USA, France, French Guyana,Australia, Germany nad Argentina. Their current popualtion is estimate to be about 8 million world wide.
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
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Mong

A person lacking is physical attractiveness - short for mongral (usual portrayed as a dirty scruffy dog)
That bird is a right mong
by Dan aka mr skin up June 22, 2008
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