miso

an acronym for "my internet shut off," used in conversations via internet when facebook chat is faulty and your messages don't go through, or when your instant messenger quits abruptly

Spencer:guess what!
Rachel: what?
Spencer is offline.
Spencer is online.
Rachel: wtf
Spencer: shit, sorry. miso!

by <3insf December 20, 2009

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My Internet Shut Off

MISO fora whole 2 hours! #firstworldproblems
— Angel (@angelspeakshermind) May 14, 2012

by l33tsp33kr May 14, 2012

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slang for someone who is always miserable

the lady who works at starbucks is so miso all the time.

hey miso, do you ever smile?

by kjm615 March 17, 2009

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what to put in front of the word horny

Hey honey, what do ya want for dinner?
Miso
Miso? We don't have that
But miso horny

by shinobi kiwi April 7, 2005

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an asian girl who only dates white/black/latino guys, or an asian girl who is dating a white/black/latino guy. the opposite (asian guy, white/black/latino girl) is called a Bruce. *see Bruce

"damn, look at the freaking miso over there."

by pxf99 June 8, 2006

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