Minch

When a male is talking about Inches and believes they are bigger than what they are;

A Man Inch

"Yeah i'm about 6 inches, Did you mean Minches Jonathan?"

by Minch Maker February 13, 2022

Minch

A minch likes to insert his "little member" into peoples anal passages for pleasure. He will also take other men's "little memebrs" in his anal passage upon request. In the case of women, a strap-on dildo is acceptable

The man liked anal sex so much, he woz nearly a fully-fledged minch!

by Minch's gay partner, Clarence October 28, 2003

Minch

Homosexual/Extremely camp man

You had sez with a man? Your a rite old minch mate!

by Quail October 26, 2003

Minched

To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.

Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night

by EvLeYe July 15, 2009

Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.

I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.

by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012

minch

A cheeky mischevious person, normally quite small in stature.

You little minch!

by MrXXDictionaryXX March 9, 2011

minch

a term of measurement equal to 1/12 of an inch.

a "mini-inch".

just like a milimetre is one incriment of a centimetre, a minch is one incriment of an inch.

by sammmyjay October 23, 2009