Mico 

Mico is a guy who is cute, tall and he lijes sports. He typically plays basketball and shoots 3s like Curry. He's so cute that his nickname is honeyman. He is a real player with girls. He has a bunch of them and changes them all the time.

Girl: See this guy over there? He is so cute
Girl 2: Oh yes, that's Mico the Honeyman

Mico by avalg April 12, 2022

Mico 

'Zepto' is currently the smallest unit of measurement in the scientific community. It is measured as (10^-21). However, when describing something smaller than a 'zepto', most scientists and professionals use the unit of 'mico'. This unit is measured at (10^-69). Due to the fact that not many entities are actually that small, people usually use the term 'mico' to describe objects in a hyperbolic manner. The 'mico' is a term based off of the famous Dr. Tubs McGrubs, a pedant of the shallow creed. It is considered a grave insult to call another a 'mico', as it implies diminutive size in aspects such as height or penis size.

Example 1:

MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?

Example 2:

MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(

Mico by FRSMSWAF December 29, 2010

Mico 

Mico is just perfect; tall, handsome and funny, girls will go WILD over him. Guaranteed satisfaction with that massive schlong he has! Born as a romantic, his playboy abilities will make you fall in love with him. And Mico is loyal! Known by a lot of people, anywhere he goes it's fun!

"Mico is just perfect man."
"I wish I could be like Mico."

Mico by angelo383 January 28, 2022

Mico 

Mico can be a girl with very curly hair, she often looks like a lion because of it, but don't underestimate her. This bitch is gonna cut you like the lil mf she can be. Can be very intelligent and sporty. She has a hidden talent for numbers and calculations deep down. She has very good coordination with a ball especially volleyball, that makes her the perfect setter and or outside hitter (lil twink can spike very hard)
She is very down to earth and funny, often times she uses dark humor.
"hey I'm Korean!"

Mico: "leave my cat alone you wanker LMAOAOAK"

She is very impulsive and angry at times but when she really loves you then not even anger can make her look serious.
She speaks the truth way TOOO often. Sometimes she even hurts herself with it, but she's doing her best to improve in certain things. Deep down if she really wanted to beat you and be better. She would, but as I said if she loves you then no worry, you could bully her and she wouldn't say a thing. In fact she would apologize.

"oh shit no, is that Mico on the other side of the net?"
"take care of yourself she's gonna spike that volleyball harder than the belt your momma used on you"

"stront"

"say that again?"

"I said shit you mf"

Mico by MICIKA November 22, 2021

mico 

mico is a mythical creature found in the metaverse who consumes cryptocurrencies directly and indirectly from your wallet, spreading them into random tokens at random times.

mico only comes out for two reasons, to feed and to spread his seed. feeding involves the extraction of crypto through various skilful plays and traps. spreading the seed involves the infinite showering of coins into unsuspecting tokens.

if you are to bear witness to the mico, it is either a sign of immense fortune in which you are often sprayed with wealth and prosperity. Or you are about to have the rug pulled and your wealth drained.

Oh sht, is that mico?? We gonna moon baby.

Oh sht, is that mico?? We rekt, ded me pls ser.

Mico is on holiday?? Nah just stealth accumulating, he gonna squirt hard soon, can't wait.

mico by micosoft_micohard March 1, 2022

mico 

mico is a mythical creature found in the metaverse who consumes cryptocurrencies directly and indirectly from your wallet, spreading them into random tokens at random times.

mico only comes out for two reasons, to feed and to spread his seed. feeding involves the extraction of crypto through various skilful plays and traps. spreading the seed involves the infinite showering of coins into unsuspecting tokens.

if you are to bear witness to the mico, it is either a sign of immense fortune in which you are often sprayed with wealth and prosperity. Or you are about to have the rug pulled and your wealth drained.

Oh sht, is that mico?? We gonna moon baby.

Oh sht, is that mico?? We rekt, ded me pls ser.

Mico is on holiday?? Nah just stealth accumulating, he gonna squirt hard soon, can't wait.

mico by micosoft_micohard March 1, 2022

Mico 

A bot named Kennedy

Micos cheat at word games

Mico by aymandoesstuff June 18, 2022