legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there
by mcrbiggestfan December 21, 2020
A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!
by Robert Macgillicuddy November 26, 2011
Puke-worthy show about five adults who dick around and whine that their lives suck, despite living in an apartment in New York approximately the size of the Taj Mahal. Packed with cheap laughs and lazy storytelling to keep you strung along until nine seasons later when you realize it was all horseshit.
Typical How I Met Your Mother scene
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
Marshall: Hey, Ted, have you found love yet?
Ted: No, I haven't found anyone as sensitive and introspective as I am.
Barney: I banged a really hot chick last night UHUHUHUHUHUHUH
by IdiNaHui November 9, 2015
Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.
I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.
by InsertWittyUsername May 22, 2014
Jared: OMG did you see How i met your mother last night? SOO good, we almost found out who the mother was.!!!!
Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life
Nick: No its such a cock tease, i have a life
by Steven Lei May 25, 2010
the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,
wwell thats how i met my mother
by naked twistahboyz March 27, 2011
The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 3, 2009