Medieval body shape

(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.

Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.

Medieval body shape by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Medieval Handshake 

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.

As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.

Medieval Handshake by the medievaler November 7, 2015

medieval diss track 

my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows

Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive

medieval diss track is fire

medieval diss track by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023

Medieval Dickweed 

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

Medieval Dickweed by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

medieval on his ass 

Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.

"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."

medieval on his ass by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008

medieval times 

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

medieval times by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

medieval tits 

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

medieval tits by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014