Mauricio

Mauricio is one of a kind boyfriend. He’ll be the perfect boyfriend, husband, friend and person to share your life with.
He’s cute, handsome, clever and has an amazing personality. You’ll feel lucky to have him in your life.
You should definitely get a boyfriend like Mauricio.
by someoneoverhere March 08, 2022
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Mauricio

A guy who will tell you he loves you forever, and will make you believe him, even though he has a history of lying to your face.
Girl: How could you do this?!
Mauricio: What are you talking about?
Friend 1: Don't lie to her anymore.
by brokenXheartedXgirl October 10, 2011
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Mauricio

Mauricio is the name of a little slut that spends 120k on giraffes. The same money that you two were saving for IVF to finally start a family but instead he draws it out of your joint account and buys 4 giraffes. If you’re dating a Mauricio - be careful. Watch your bank accounts carefully.
Ella: I want to start a family. Oh wait all the money is gone. My husband pulled a Mauricio. Now I have 4 giraffes to take care of and no children.
by Kandykane1234 October 27, 2019
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Mauricio

Bean who sucks off his right hand man when they get down in the dumps...
Mauricio is a bean
by Deepwoolds October 16, 2019
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Mauricio

A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3
Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3
Bitch, get off mauricios dick. xD
by Kaley. October 20, 2008
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Mauricio

Mauricio is a guy who makes everyone smile. People often look to him to save shifts at work and buy lunch at breaktime. He often attracts many males at the workplace with his intensely starry eyes!! Be very careful not to lock eyes with him. Once you do he will be your lover boy always.
Why get a girl when you can get a Mauricio!!!
by AZnonymous June 23, 2021
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Mauricio

mauricio is actually a dumbass annoying kid that like to say the most random shit in the whole world, but he can be smart sometimes
" here comes mauricio, his jokes aren't even understandable"
by roggy doggy February 10, 2017
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