Mankato Mudslide 

Reverse titty fuck. Meanwhile, pooping on the girls face while continuing the thrusting motion, aided by the sliding on your feces.

"After the reverse cowgirl, we switched it up and I gave her the Mankato Mudslide!"

Mankato Mudslide by mankatomudexpert January 16, 2010

Mankato East 

About 50% Somalian, 10% Mexican, 40% White.

Definition of the "ghetto" in Mankato. The east side is easily the poor side of town. No windows in the school. Chained doors that come down to lock off half the school before and after hours. Easily the shittiest school in southern Minnesota, smells bad too.

White trash meets Somaliville meets Mexico.

Oh you went to Mankato East? How did you get into college?

Mankato East by stis in kato May 14, 2011

mankato west 

the shittiest high school of all time.
attended by losers who need school

suck my dick but dont use teeth

mankato west by samdog November 9, 2004

mankato central

The place for dropouts and pregnants because why not have a smoke break in the middle of the day. 1st floors all about them samalians and baby mamas 2nd floors for the dropouts who are too cool for school and would rather smoke a blunt then go to math.

Oh you went to mankato central? What's it like to watch a bunch of meth heads smoke in the middle science?

mankato central by Mankato Meth Heads October 24, 2015

Mankato State University

Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!

Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice

Mankato State University by cowface November 8, 2004

Mankato Frostbite

When you get frostbite on your fingers after fingering a woman in sub zero temperatures

"Damn, I got that mankato frostbite last night walking home from fingering my girl"

Mankato Frostbite by JohnJohnson69 January 15, 2026

MSU Mankato 

A cesspool of jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and pretentious whores generally from the Twin Cities/Twin Cities area suburbs. Anyone can generally get in, as it has one of the lowest average ACT admission scores in the country. Mankato, while having little to offer as a city, also has one of the highest STD rates in the country. Aforementioned jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and whores generally accomplish nothing in their four years except minors, DUIs, and sub-2.0 GPAs.

"Hey brah, let's spend all of our money on shitty domestic beer to get shitfaced on a Tuesday night!" - Typical MSU Mankato student

"I REALLY want to date a guy who respects me and is ambitious." - Shallow MSU Mankato whore who sleeps around with alcoholics and convicts, yet pretends to want a "genuine" guy to save face.

MSU Mankato by Sheep Counter September 16, 2009