Mankato Shot

While this originated in Mankato, MN this can be used worldwide. The midwest is known for having heavy set women, ones that can take a punch. So after a good 'hefty' plowing session, you'll ejaculate on the poor girl's chin, and then punch her in her face. This shows you the toughness of the midwest.

I was banging this bitch, gave her a Mankato shot, she got right back up and asked for more.

by mankatodriver July 09, 2009

Mankato Mudslide

Reverse titty fuck. Meanwhile, pooping on the girls face while continuing the thrusting motion, aided by the sliding on your feces.

"After the reverse cowgirl, we switched it up and I gave her the Mankato Mudslide!"

by mankatomudexpert January 16, 2010

Mankato East

About 50% Somalian, 10% Mexican, 40% White.

Definition of the "ghetto" in Mankato. The east side is easily the poor side of town. No windows in the school. Chained doors that come down to lock off half the school before and after hours. Easily the shittiest school in southern Minnesota, smells bad too.

White trash meets Somaliville meets Mexico.

Oh you went to Mankato East? How did you get into college?

by stis in kato May 14, 2011

mankato west

the shittiest high school of all time.
attended by losers who need school

suck my dick but dont use teeth

by samdog November 09, 2004

mankato central

The place for dropouts and pregnants because why not have a smoke break in the middle of the day. 1st floors all about them samalians and baby mamas 2nd floors for the dropouts who are too cool for school and would rather smoke a blunt then go to math.

Oh you went to mankato central? What's it like to watch a bunch of meth heads smoke in the middle science?

by Mankato Meth Heads October 24, 2015

Mankato State University

Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!

Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice

by cowface November 08, 2004

Minnesota State University, Mankato

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!

Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.

by watermelawn March 21, 2017