by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015
Man milk.
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.
I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
by click25 May 31, 2009
malk
noun
Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.
noun
Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.
Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."
by Bachelor boB January 4, 2017
by Mellowman15 August 19, 2009
Malk = Man + Talk
A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
Man 1: We need to have a Malk.
Man 2: Alright
Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..
Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Alright
Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..
Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
by Siegfried & Roy June 28, 2010
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
by MichaelDriver August 1, 2008
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