MBP

Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!

by ketsmash October 16, 2017

Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.

- wait, I'll see if I got that music on my MBP
- your what ?
- my MacBook Pro, dude !

My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.

1. <SMS> do u wnt 2 play wih MBP?
2. I just wanted to say that MBP is the best ^^Y

by Maxwell Jones July 3, 2006

Britney became a MBP when she tried to kill a car with her umbrella.

by Sydney; [SMD] =] January 22, 2008

mbp

I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!

by chillin5k April 29, 2006

“Bro you just made me lose the game” oh shit fr? mbp

by Puppylover6666 February 6, 2021

megabytes per second

its installing at 23 mbps

by ooaids December 23, 2017