Some lowballer just called me for this phone I put up on sale in craigslist and asked me if I could offer him a lower price for it than what I've already listed. To be curtious and not waste my time, I told him I would call him back but never did.
by iv81 September 16, 2008
by uttam maharjan February 8, 2013
A man who's testicles, in this case referred to as balls, sink too low to the ground. It is implied that in this case, the man is old and senile (not that a lowballer must fit these qualities physically, but could just be thinking that way) and is, most importantly, thinking in a very spineless, immoral, and unethical way. He will usually find ways to scam people, or express his largely unethically-held beliefs. He is not jaded, but usually just a guy who hates people because he's a jackass.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
A lowballer is often mistaken for a hustler. A clear distinction should be made between the two in that a lowballer is just a dickhead and a hustler is a G. The distinctions are most often made on a person-to-person basis.
Prime examples: Rupert Murdoch and Bernie Madoff.
"Yo, did you hear what happened to that bike?"
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
"No, what happened?"
"Mo Khan stole it from Adil!"
"Are you serious? Aren't they friends?"
"Yeah, but Mo Khan fooled Adil and got to it first."
"What a fucking lowballer."
"Well, not completely. Mo Khan kinda just hustled him."
"Fuck you."
"Did you hear how I lowballed my teacher?"
"God dammit, what'd you do this time?"
"I told her I had cancer and got out of taking the final exam."
"Atleast you're still going to hell."
by Ballal-Din Sackrub November 5, 2009
Someone who offers a deceptively or unrealistically low bid. Often to cover the bidders misjudgment of the market.
Wow. klvn just tried to lowball everyone in our league a horrible trade cause he is a nuff and can't draft a viable team. His team has more holes than Swiss Cheese. Such a Lowballer.
by ROFLcopter66 March 2, 2017
A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
by Clark408 September 29, 2020
by yargh man April 8, 2017