Loper 

Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.

That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.

Loper by DimDog March 5, 2007

Bag Lapper 

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

ass lapper 

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

ass lapper by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006

lupper 

Any meal between lunch and supper that takes the place of both.

Didn't have time for lunch today, so I had lupper.

lupper by Denmo September 20, 2005

Shit Lipper

Someone who is constantly flapping their lips while shit flies out.

Amanda is a real shit lipper. The crackhead bitch is always talking shit about her friends.

Shit Lipper by LucyFerocious February 19, 2009

nigger lipper 

putting too much of a joint in your mouth or getting the end of a joint wet

oh I hate getting stoned with that mother fucker he's such a nigger lipper

nigger lipper by hokie pokie March 3, 2015

Female Lapper 

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

Female Lapper by Buttons February 16, 2005