Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

Loafing

Getting really high on some kind of drug

"Hey man, I just got some great weed"

"We better get loafing brahhhhh"

by DOLPHINS May 5, 2012

Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

Loafing

The act of buying a fresh loaf bread and leaving it in a public rest room known to have an active gay community. After 24 hours, the loaf is collected and sexual gratification is obtained from smelling and eating the scent infused bread.

Richard needs to go back out to the rest stop on route 4, he is trying out loafing.

by Brumbyschef February 9, 2017

to loaf

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.

by fujofan September 19, 2010

loaf

when a cat is laying down with no legs out; bonus points if the tail is tucked in

Look at that little loaf!!!

by shamonay June 11, 2022