The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.
Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?
by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004
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when tom linder buys you a drink after youre already way too wasted.
by tree May 10, 2004
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a ravenous penis eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.
Some Linder satisfied my grandfather last night.

I hate it when Linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.

fag penis eater crotch muncher
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Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.
"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."
by Ryan March 3, 2005
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Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)
I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.
by Dwayne March 2, 2005
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When it’s so fucking cold outside your nips (nipples) become bullets
Oi nah then Sandra, must be cold outside you got some reyt pecky linders there
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The meal in between lunch and dinner similar to brunch
Its 4 in the afternoon lets go get some linder
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