A poem of Irish fame that is usually humorous and often nasty. It's five lines are based on beats of 4/4/2/2/4...like a marching drummer.
The O.C. Limerick
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
There once was a man from Orange County,
Who humped every girl like a Mountie,
Two more girls in his shack,
As they jumped in his sack,
Now he's known as the Duke of Orange County!
by thedzone October 4, 2009
A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:
"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).
"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).
by cornholio October 12, 2003
The social media site ritual of composing limericks dedicated to worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admins. Typically observed on the occasion of the send off party, after both "cake" and "beer" have been typed.
"Many thanks to {name of worn out and wasted (ex-)Group Admin} for being such a proactive and positive admin. Your influence will be missed."
"Clearly this occasion needs limericking."
"Should I look up "limericking" in the Urban Dictionary in case there's a meaning I'm not aware of?"
"Clearly this occasion needs limericking."
"Should I look up "limericking" in the Urban Dictionary in case there's a meaning I'm not aware of?"
by mythbustier January 15, 2010
by gerry80 October 4, 2003
One person: "Hi! Can you give me an example of an anti-limerick?"
Another, better person: "Yes:
Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."
Another, better person: "Yes:
Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."
by chrisdouche March 3, 2011
Rugby player, A Terry Wogan type, One of the Cranberries, Someone from Angela's Ashes, The Rubbernbandits, Richard Harris, Willie O Dea type, or that annoying bloke who created Riverdance!
by Ronan O' Dea January 14, 2011
A special request fetish, whereby the woman wears a horse's head.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
Made notorious by the numerous demented scumbags of Limerick city and Irish music pair 'The Rubberbandits'.
I'm feeling kinky tonight Sínead. How's about a Limerick Mermaid? Put this on. (whilst handing her a horse head mask)
by daPillock December 9, 2010