(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
by MichellaBella June 22, 2021
We were so drunk last night we had a major case of the "Lerpes".
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
Bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
Bro2: mez tooz..
by doomtroopr April 26, 2009
Lerpes is in direct relation to Herpes but manifests itself on one's lip, often causing much pain, embarassment and social anxiety for recepients.
My Lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the Himilayas during a Blizzard.
by firemouth February 11, 2006
A grub. Someone who never brings anything with them to a party (food, beer, etc). A parasite on the party or group of friends who brings them along. Someone who borrows things and never returns them. N.J. slang from Clifton back in the 1980s, still used around this area.
The dude showed up empty handed & he lerped beer from us all night.
No way, we're not bringing him to the party, that guy is such a lerp!
As soon as we lit a cigarette this guy came up and lerped one off of me.
No, that guy can't borrow any of my tools, he's a lerp.
Those lerps stole the keg!
No way, we're not bringing him to the party, that guy is such a lerp!
As soon as we lit a cigarette this guy came up and lerped one off of me.
No, that guy can't borrow any of my tools, he's a lerp.
Those lerps stole the keg!
by zenbeer December 28, 2007
n; The noise a dog's nose make when kissing your face.
v.tr; To be a dog and kiss a human on the face.
v.tr; To be a dog and kiss a human on the face.
by McFunsalot July 6, 2011
When you have a stupid moment and you can be classified as being a derp but your moment is just so much more queer.
by Damient November 11, 2013
Lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the "bumping of uglies" with a lerp. The resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
Did you see that fugly guy Tanya took home last night? That bitch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
by urbansombrero_biatch February 6, 2009