A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010
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An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.
Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless
by Eleegah June 3, 2021
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A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...
"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"
by filthyemo January 10, 2007
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A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.
*hits bong* "Guys I think I hit the LANDMINE"
by nascribe June 9, 2021
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simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.
by GreNchz187 October 17, 2010
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A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !
Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !
by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020
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To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on
by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014
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