Lampshade 

Makes a great hat. You should try it sometime!

Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT

Lampshade by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021

lampshade 

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.

lampshade by The Pinky Pig October 30, 2006

lampshade 

Insulting slang for a Jewish person. According to an urban legend, the Nazis used skin from concentration-camp victims to make lampshades.

David: I am sick of these Palestinian suicide bombers killing my people.

Hans: And I'm sick of your constant bitching. Walk it off, lampshade.

lampshade by oozing_santorum August 4, 2007

Lampshade 

A woman who pretends to be the significant other to a gay male in order to hide his sexuality. Also known as a beard.

"Samantha was totally Michael's lampshade at his grandmother's 80th birthday party!"

Lampshade by Kam Michards August 4, 2016

lampshade 

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

lampshade by mack January 18, 2004

lampshade 

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

lampshade by anonymous lawn chair girl November 6, 2003

lampshade 

When you give someone a blowjob while wearing the cone of shame.

It was crowded in the club, so no one realized I was getting some lampshade action in the VIP section.

lampshade by fvellowes February 5, 2017