A Kiev is another word for describing something repugnant and fat. Most commonly "Kievs" are fat, ugly and bitchy girls that are very proud of themselves and think their ass is because they've worked hard when is pretty much there only because of their weight. A kiev can also mean a spot.
by nixk_pala August 13, 2017
by gaybitch101 March 13, 2020
"Cut that girl in half she'd look like a kiev"
"That Bitch is a Kiev man, you dont wana dip your dobber in that"
"Dude stick your wik in that and you'll be stirring another mans porridge, shes pure kiev"
"That Bitch is a Kiev man, you dont wana dip your dobber in that"
"Dude stick your wik in that and you'll be stirring another mans porridge, shes pure kiev"
by Iain Fox April 17, 2008
The Russians invaded Ukraine in 2022 and tried to take Kyiv, the capital city, formerly known as Kiev.
by SpicyCuttlefish April 26, 2022
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actually the best chicken substitute money can buy. especially when purchased from Morrisons in Cromer. one amazing meal can be conjured up from kievs. try it.
kid-whats for tea?
mum-chicken kievs and chips
kid-fuck the chips bitch, just give me kievs you hoe/slut!
mum-chicken kievs and chips
kid-fuck the chips bitch, just give me kievs you hoe/slut!
by sophie kowalyk October 21, 2007
A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!
by Dadhole June 16, 2022