i want a keeling.
by gynocologist January 12, 2010
1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune
2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez
3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune
2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez
3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
by Mike March 13, 2003
by slim lil sexi one April 1, 2004
one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.
Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?
Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
by Mr. Keels February 17, 2007
by europopian April 24, 2009
by candyluvr5 December 21, 2009