Karli

Littering the most daft person alive. But like for some reason people STILL hang out with her.

That’s such a KARLI thing to say.

by Its_me97 October 11, 2018

Karli

A gold star example of a daddy dom. Quite literally the most daddy of doms out there. Key figure in the little space community.

If only my daddy dom were a karli, instead they’re much more like akon

by Cornmonehbenny July 6, 2021

Karli

A name with no practical definition on Urban Dictionary.

Let's look up Karli on Urban Dictionary!
Nah dude dont do that, all the definitions are shit.

by The Platycorn January 15, 2011

Karli

ass goblin, cum bubble, fuck nut, fuck ball, shit pisser, dick wagon, ass taxi, pussy fart, cunt muffin, asslicker, lord queef, blonde mushroom, cringe professional.

Look at Karli oh wait, she will turn you into stone. She is so ugly. She is a ugly piece of ugly.

by funnyperson011 April 10, 2017

Karli

This particular person has an abnormally large forehead and enjoys stealing other girls' men. She is a major player but doesn't realize it at all. Most of the time has blonde hair and man bodies, but will capture you with her green eyes. Most guys think she is pretty but once they get in her pants they soon realize its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way (she has a large vag). When you meet this girl tell her she is pretty and you will have her forever.

Guy: Hey karli wanna bang?
Karli: FUCK YES BITCH!!!
Guy: Can we do it up the butt since your vagina is so stretched?
Karli: Sure but my ass is so huge you wont find it.

by tossmysaladbitch December 29, 2011

Karli

Moron, Doofus, Asswipe, Freakazoid, bitch, Slut, Skank, Whore, bitch...wait didn't I already say that?
One who sleeps/dates (with) several men at the same time.
Also known as Webcam slut.

"Here Derek, give you my cell number." Says Karli, "No wait... give me your pants...

by John Lett November 25, 2004

Karli

the nicest coolest greatest girl
ever. great with comebacks. hard to win her trust. can be a bitch if provoked. usually Pisces

Damn, I love Karli

by harrystylesisgoals January 22, 2016