by NOT Trogdor May 19, 2010

You met Fred Segal, thats kablamo.
Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.
Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.
When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.
Your mouthwash being gargly, thats kablamo.
Your water being watery, thats kablamo.
Your jello being wobbly, thats kablamo.
Meeting Gilbert Godfrey., thats kablamo
If you're harlem globtrotery, thats kablamo.
When your fluids are bodily, thats kablamy.
by Mrs. Lonely Island? June 11, 2006

Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"
by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

by Bigraff August 23, 2019

kablamo is actually a gang made of two girls that are so hardcore they make your momma jealouse. i mean they srsly make you want to punch babies.
by hxckelli January 14, 2008

(threesome 1 guy 2 girls) when a man hasnt came in over a months period of time then both women shit into a bowl (base flavor) then the man splooges all over the shit and they split the chocolate jizz flavored ice cream between all three of them.
by miney bands October 18, 2022

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown
Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.
Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12
Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.
Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12
by Chris November 07, 2003
