A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.

The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.

Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
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Noun

1. two physically attractive people: two young and physically attractive people.

Adjective

1. Attractive in a jawesome way: endearingly attractive in the way that some people find jawesome.

Comes from the phrase jawesomely cute, where jawesome is a commonly misspelled form of Awesome. Jawesome has been used in texting and chatting and other forms of electronic communication for a couple years now. Then "jute" started to pop up as a word of endearment for those in love.
I want us to be jutes like Adam and Eve.

In my dream we were hanging around being jute.

Hey, you are looking kinda jute. ;)
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v. to stab (to death)
corrupted from common W African
him got jute on the estate
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a fat mess of a whore dripping with sweat, humming of cock, piss, shite, cum and booze.
shape of that bucket jute, i think im gona be sick
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Cute but has a Jewish nose

Not that attractive but once you find out they are Jewish it makes them very cute
I didn't think she was that cute until I found out she was Jewish and then I thought she was super Jute (Jewt).
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The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
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noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick
Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires
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